"Hi, this is Gogo. I'd like you all to know of something you should not do. Sometimes it seems like a really, really good idea to lunge over your stall gate at passing horses, because sometimes the passing horses are very ugly and you need to move them out of the way quickly. And sometimes the humans forgive you. But then sometimes when you attack the passing horses five, six, seven or eight times, then the humans don't forgive you anymore and they make your human move you to the other side of the barn under the hayloft in the darkest, smallest stall with no gate or anything. So then you're in horsey jail and it's so dark and caca that nobody even knows you're in there because nobody can see you. And then you feel pretttttttty stupid. But those horses needed to be bitten and scared anyway, because they were ugly. And mom says that if you behave yourself then when the boss lady goes away to Florida you will get to move back to the big fancy barn with the big fancy stalls. But until then, you will be stuck in the jailcell until you learn to stop taking chunks out of the boss lady's very expensive horses."
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12 comments:
Love hateful mares. :)
Dixie never got turned out with any other boarder's horse in Ohio, because they were all Extremely Expensive and she would've taken a chunk out of them. She and Gogo would get along gangbusters, or kill each other - 50/50 either way.
lmao
Good Lord, Gogo.
ah ha oh gogo
Love the photo. That's the expression I call the "angry camel face", and my red mare gets it quite frequently.
Poor Gogo. I know that I always I hate it when my horse is moved because he is "aggressive". Where he is at now is heaven so he gets his place right in the middle of the barn where everyone can see him and he can see everyone. People have learned to just tell him no BEFORE they walk their horses by and he leaves them alone for the most part. When does the owner leave for Florida?
ROTFL. Not a good idea to attack fancy expensive horses, Gogo. The owners of such horses tend to be a tad overprotective of them. Can't understand why...
That's where dutch doors would be come in handy. I'm guessing this barn doesn't have dutch doors on the stalls, though.
Lol. So my sister's horse isn't the only one who does that! Sounds like she wa having fun.
Ha ha! I maeks ugly faeces at my neigh-ber horses too! I don' bite tho, just maeke Snake Eyes. I wuld do LOTS of dammige cuz I, Roxie, has a HUGE mouf.
I bited Mom one tiem but it was a acksident, she put her finger in my Roxie mouf while I wuz chewin.
What can I say, I live vicariously.
Uh oh...I wish I had a get out of jail free card for you Gogo mare!
LOL No, Gogo will not be passing go, collecting $200, OR getting out of jail scot-free anytime soon I think. Boss lady goes to Florida in 2-3 weeks... we shall see then where the Wicked One ends up! She did more more wickedness yesterday but that is for another blog post, because you guys will laugh.
Haha, oh Gogo. Always reminding you that she would rather be in charge, thankyouverymuch.
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