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Friday, January 29, 2010

Gogo's Demon Possession #8574904475

We all know Gogo gets possessed by demons on an occasional basis, right? They struck again today, those a-holes. Stupid demons. I should give them names.

Yesterday, we had a random snowstorm for the better part of the day, which made travel dangerous enough that I opted to stay home and work versus die on the roads (I did try to get to work, but alas, two hours later I was not even halfway, so I gave up!). I selected a few choice turnouts for the afternoon, and Gogo was not on the list - given the nature of her injuries I like to be there when she is outside so I can monitor everything. This, unfortunately, worked both for and against me today: she's feeling the ridiculously cold weather (about -9 at the moment), so thankfully yesterday she was not outside to do something stupid when I couldn't monitor her, but she DID do something stupid outside today because of her day inside and the demons possessing her. Of course.

Shortly after being turned out, one of my staff members called to me as I was walking down the aisle and said, "Gogo's crazy!" What he meant by that is that for whatever reason, instead of placidly munching her hay like she always does for her entire turnout time, Gogo was lunging at the geldings turned out on either side of her and double barreling at them. Excessively. Here's a nice set of pictures taken two years ago of what she looks like when in "attack mode":





Which is EXACTLY what she looked like today. For those of you that argue that dressage "isn't natural," check out the attractive passage/piaffe combo and collected canter. Lovely! (And she also does a reining spin and/or rapid-fire pirouette!) Which, of course, is exactly what you DON'T want to be doing on tender legs. I saw her lunge a time or two at the geldings, separated only by one fence and some not particularly strong hotwire, and yelled at her across the way. In typical I'm-in-trouble fashion, she froze, eyed popping out of her head, and stared at me in a worried way for a second, then started trotting around her little pen. Also not what I want her to be doing. She also started kicking out at the fence behind her with one leg, then the other, and over again. I had seen enough and was like, "That's it, you just lost your turnout privileges young lady." To which she said, "Well I'd rather just stay out here and kill geldings, thank you very much!" In the entire 3.5 years that I've owned her, the only time I can remember her ever being hard to catch was one day in the first few months that I had her when instead of walking to me like she always does, she walked verrrrry slowly towards the other end of the field. That's it! Even when she gets loose, she usually head to the nearest patch of grass and is readily caught there. Every other day, she either walks over to me or stands there immobile, easy as can be to catch. Not today! Today, she was determined to NOT come in. We walked around and around and around, and she was pretty sure that she was not going to turn to face me. Rude.

Of course, being Gogo this only lasted about 30 seconds. Then, she rediscovered the haypile, and figured it was better to just eat hay and let herself be caught. She did, however, attempt to jig the entire way in to the barn, which is not okay in my book and I reminded her that we walk nicely, always.

Back in the barn, I checked her legs and found that oh no! Her LH (one with the lesion) was really quite warm. A bit freaked out, I felt further up the leg and suddenly found my hand covered with warm, wet stickiness. GREAT, now she's bleeding! A lot! She took a good couple inches of skin and hair off part of her lower leg, completely superficially so but it still bled quite a bit. The leg, of course, became quite warm and swollen, true to form. I'm pretty sure it's entirely related to the mini-gash, but this isn't helping my total rising panic about next week's ultrasound. Ugh. Only the pictures will tell, I suppose.


Gogo, really?

9 comments:

  1. BAD GOGO! Those pics are actually pretty funny..."attack mode" ROFL.

    It will be interesting to hear about your adventures when the weather warms up and you guys start legging up and getting back to your regularly scheduled program. Do you think she'll be so happy she'll be on her best mare behavior or will she be a handful and a half because she's more than ready to get back out there?

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  2. awww, nooo, why, Gogo, why?! I hope the ultrasound still goes well; horses pick the most inconvenient times to go crazy, don't they?! sheesh...

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  3. Maybe it was the full moon (biggest, brightest of the year) making her demon-possessed... I know that the horses at my barn were all acting ridiculous yesterday!

    Hope the ultra-sound goes well for you!

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  4. Oh Gogo! She's pretty talented at making you worry, isn't she?

    I agree with Stacey, I'm also interested to see how she goes once you guys get back in a program. I bet she'll settle right into conditioning work and love it.

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  5. Maybe she's just feeling good and is tired of taking it slow. We know it's good for her, but, really, how are you going to convince her of that?

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  6. I feel bad for laughing, but... wow. Ridiculous mare. At least you know she's feeling fine! Hopefully her leg will settle down from the scrape asap.

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  7. Aww, don't blame Gogo. I'm sure the geldings were saying bad things to her over the fence. They probably completely had what was coming to them lol!

    On a more serious note tell Gogo that I don't approve of her giving you more to stress about =)

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  8. Ahh, the Attack Mare! I have a couple of those, but usually they don't get anywhere near the geldings! Hope her (hopefully superficial) injuries heal up quickly.

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  9. I love your blog, but I think this is the first time I've posted :) Anyway, I'm so sorry Gogo had demons yesterday. I hope she heals up and the ultrasound looks great! There must have been something in the air yesterday because my "never spook at anything and completely reliable" Thoroughbred mare went completely berserk! It was probably the worst ride ever haha. Count yourself lucky you didn't ride! ;)

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